BASTARDS!!!
Phew, recently d3ric3 hang out with bastards quite often and feel quite reluctant to blog. Hahaha, back to form 6 life style. A bunch of bastards doing nonsense stuffs. Let's share some bastards things we did in form 6.
d3ric3 still remember in the entire 2 years in form 6, he submitted 2 Pengajian Am's essays and spent the rest of his PA lessons doing graphs. One thing that d3ric3 salutes himself very much is that the first time he saw the last section summary part in PA paper is when he was taking his STPM exam paper, hahaha. That moment in his mind he say to himself "Why is there a summary part exists in PA paper? Isn't it the last part should be graphs instead?".
Almost the whole class contributed ideas for 2 love letters for 2 of the bastard classmates. d3ric3 can't really remembered the exact contents but more or less it sounds like:
嗨亲爱的XXX妹,
我是6R1的XXX。如果你认识我,我会很开心.不过不认识也没关系因为这封信的用意就是让你更了解我。第一眼看到你,我已发现我不知不觉已深深被你电到。你就像我的黑夜彩虹(刚好那时电视正播着黑夜彩虹)。经过跟朋友一番讨论,我很伤心因为我发现我没任何优点而我的缺点就是我太多优点。 我的爱好是拜六里拜,全职扶啊婆过马路 and blar blar blar..................
When these letters were done, they couldn't believe more that they are actually too talented in writing love letters, hahaha. One of the letter did work out successfully. d3ric3 was wondering how can this could ever happened o.O
These are the talented love letter writers
Being d3ric3's class rap was always the most unlucky person. He will be our target most of the time for "捞机 " session. During "捞机 " session few guys will incharged to hold the target in a chair. Then the rest will force the target to admit with the statements thrown to him. If the target refused to do so, they will take off his clothes 1 by 1 until he left an underwear. The process will be recorded with a camera phone and they will always enjoy themselves watching with the video clips especially when the target try to offence to the majority, hahaha.
Bastards, We are the best!!! HoHoHo!
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